Spinnakers

[Jessica]

A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious [spinnakers] are gangster [blue-collar] criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. [Spinnakers] have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always [leave behind]. Every [spinnaker] owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. Theyre really good at [making waffles]. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-RB-Drum Bass-Guitar which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing [earplugs] or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and cant stop them.