Misericordia university

[Greta]

A small private university located in [Dallas, PA], just outside of [Wilkes-Barre]. It is dominated females and health science majors (Physical Therapy, [Occupational Therapy], Speech Language Pathology, Nursing, ect.). It is commonly referred to its inhabitants as miseri.

Youve lost count of the rainy days
Youve had a conversation with Barb [the lunch lady] at least twice.
Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
You have class on Martin Luther King day.
You know that when the line for dinner is long, its worth eating.
Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
You know what an equiv is.
You dont go to the games unless youre playing in them.