The ferret

[Sarah]

Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly [military style] haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at [Utah State University] and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler [Worsley].