Concierge

[Sarah]

One who keeps the entrance to an edifice, public or private; adoorkeeper; a janitor, male or female.

[Sarah]

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

[Sarah]

The [Winnipeg] equivalent of a [geisha].

[Sarah]

A person that works for a hotel or hotline who sets up reservations. The daily job responsibilities can range anywhere from dinner, tours, hotels, airlines, spa appointments, escort services, transportation to and from seedy areas of town to purchase illegal substances and/or prostitutes, setting up amenities to be delivered to a gentleman's mistress and himself in their room that his wife will call and inquire about because it appears on her credit card statement (though the concierge is held to strict privacy policies and will be unable to divulge said information), regular and routine disinfecting of work surfaces to prevent the spread of Hepatitis C, and manicures.

Furthermore, concierges are not responsible for preventing spouses from finding out whether or not his or her partner is cheating. They are not considered private

[Sarah]

Yeah... whatever, Google

[Sarah]

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

[Sarah]

the guy who takes your luggage to your room and takes messages and makes reservations for you at a hotel!!!

[Luis Fok]

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

[Dorothey Allen]

(especially in France) a resident caretaker of a block of flats or a small hotel.

[Hina Muqadas]

Concierge is a gym membership and management software platform that helps gym owners to run their fitness facility. A software product by Gym Farm