Nurse

[Sarah]

A lieutenant or first officer, who is the real commander whenthe captain is unfit for his place.

[Sarah]

A health care professional who has been educated and trained to care for the sick, in hospitals, or other health facilities.

Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.

Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse] or assistant in nursing)

[Sarah]

The hottest, sexiest, most desirable of all the possible fantasies involving a woman. There is nothing more kinky than the thought of a stunning girl in a short nurses uniform coming to check up on you every 15 minutes and performing your every whim. Brilliant.

[Sarah]

To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the [babysitters club].

[Sarah]

someone who makes a shitload of money in the health care industry and knows an insane amount of biology, pharmacology, and fucked up Radiation spewing, dye-injecting, fluoroscopic, x-ray projecting diagnostic tools.

hardcore. not like [mrs. forman] in [that 70s show].

a [baller]

a healthcare professional who works in a massive industrial edifice which houses tons of really sick and dying people, scary loud Radiation machines, roomfuls of needles, tubes, and bandages, and has a creepy smell. they are usually short-staffed, really sressed out, and are consequently some tough dudes and bitches.

[Sarah]

Healthcare professional belonging to one of the most trusted and seemingly underappreciated professions. Hospitals wouldn't run without them. If there were no nurses, many people would die. The nurse is an expert manager. Nurses have to deal with pharmacy, radiology, medicine, OR, the lab, and other nurses. Nurses put up with a lot. Nurses are smart and have to think critically. The nurse will assess your health and report changes to your doctor. The nurse will draw your labs and monitor the results. The nurse will also keep an eye on your vital signs and watch for subtle changes that may indicate a change in health status. The nurse will give you medications, know when to not give you medications, and know which medications to ask to doctor to order for you. The nurse will make sure you are safe and get better. Nurses will sit with you and really listen. They will laugh with you, cry with you, and hug you. The nurse is the ultimate patient advocate. Nurses teach their patients how to live healthier. When things start going down the drain, the nurse is usually the first to pick up on it and intervene.

[Sarah]

(n) A healthcare professional. 2. (n) An indefinitely short-staffed career. 3. (n) The best career in the world!

[Sarah]

To drink slowly. Usually pertains to alcoholic beverages.

[Sarah]

An explitive shouted when somone has clearly fucked up

[Sarah]

An exclamatory adjective used when something is fantastic. Synonyms include: Nice, Sweet, Gnarly, Great, Cool, Bitchin', Fantastic, Sick, etc.