Malkin

[Sarah]

A mop or sponge attached to a jointed staff for swabbing out acannon.

[Sarah]

-noun
a person who compensates for latent frustrations over prejudices against her own race or gender by contributing to the scapegoating of other minorities, of which she is not a part, so as to make herself feel more connected to and accepted by the majority.

[Sarah]

in shakespeare times a MALKIN means SLUT

[Luis Fok]

A mop; a bundle of rags fastened to the end of a stick, especially for cleaning out a baker

[Luis Fok]

A backpack which is longer than it is wide. Made famous by a student at the Alternative [Community School] in [central New York].
Sometimes, a Malkin can grow or shrink throughout the day without reason [for why] or how.

[Sommer]

A woman who would be a [slut] if she could but who is still a [virgin] only because she is too [undesirable].