Babysitting

[Dorothey Allen]

the work of taking care of someones baby or child while that person is out, often as a paid job:

[Kit]

The care of a child or children while the parents are out.

[Ernesto]

The art of [chopping] up children into tiny pieces [very carefully], disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay [for the low], low price of .95.

[Dave Paprocki]

The Scourge of all guys on [out of state] field trips.

It is when the [chaperone] asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure [the dont] end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.

[Sonia]

Is a [slang] term for [using] non-medical [marajuana].

[Donald Trump]

[The event] in which you have to be a [chaperon] to any girl even planning to [get stoned] at some point.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[holding] the weed [too long] in a group smoking [session]