Ketotic shit

[Magaret]

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid [defication]. It is characterized by a sudden, [unprovoked], sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant [dieting] satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.
Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!