Fund accountant

[Sommer]

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they [dissipate] into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and [fruitless] excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at [ill repute] bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are under appreciated. Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.