Chavish

[Rihanna]

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of English but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word fuck, often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of ones name is taken and has az added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg Baz, [Gaz], [Taz], [Shaz] etc...
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to [decode] this language, [investing] millions into Project Chavish though all to no [avail].