Tortoise

[Sarah]

Any one of numerous species of reptiles of the orderTestudinata.

[Sarah]

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.

[Sarah]

when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.

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An armored reptile, usually equipped with [missile launchers] which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small [clumps], training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.
Not to be mistaken for [turtles].

[Sarah]

An older man who likes to date younger women.

[Sarah]

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.

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Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

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sonmeone who always comes late

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whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

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Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.