Flathat

[Oralee]

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.
This style of [headgear] is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the [Tapout] logo and tattoos that say Im a douche in Chinese [lettering] next to tribal armbands.
Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.