Eric cantor

[Jessica]

The current U.S. house majority leader and [Eric Cartmans] human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he cant get his way on everything.
When he couldnt get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should [defund] the USGS, because we dont really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesnt agree - months after [Cantor] made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in [Cantors] own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters dangerous mobs [pitting] Americans against Americans, even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy.