Golf

[Sarah]

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

[Sarah]

A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen

[Sarah]

A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make motherfuckers get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.

[Sarah]

Boring game for the Boring people.

[Sarah]

A good walk, spoiled.

[Dave Paprocki]

One of the best models [Volkswagen] ever produced. The [VW] [Rabbit] would be a close second.

[Michiko]

The Human equivalent of [FETCH]
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “[fetcher]”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. [9/10] times male

[Sonia]

Originating from [St. Andrews] Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)[nly] (L)adies (F)[orbidden]... hence the name GOLF

[Sarah]

To do very [poorly] on something. A [substitute] for [to bomb].

[Luis Fok]

Golf is [synonymous] with the word [sleep]. [Playing golf] is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.

[Lanell]

Golf in Golf. Golf has been described as a sport played 95 per cent with the mind and five per cent with the body. The simple objective is to use a series of clubs to propel the ball, both through the air and along the ground into a series of 18 holes in as few strokes as possible.