Estrogenitis

[Dave Paprocki]

Estrogenitis is an [infection] found primarily in women, hastened by a [bountiful] presence of [estrogen], that causes a loss of memory, logic, reason, and common sense.

[Tariq Zaki]

A psychotic condition found in humanoid males who work with many females of the species. [Estrogenitiss] [proximal] cause is the inhalation of a toxic dose of secreted hormonal estrogen. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Hair loss, memory loss, weight gain, notcuria, binge drinking and insomnia. Symptoms take at least 10 years of exposure before manifestation with married males typically affected at higher rates. Treatment [modalities] include, but are not limited to: Beer consumption beyond a BAL of .08, working on automobiles, riding Harley Davidsons, driving beyond the posted speed limit and shooting weapons of any type.