Honey bear

[Tracie Lynn]

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a [good tree], then hold onto a branch and just wait until a [big bear] finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, [drop down] and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.