Jace the mind sculptor

[Michiko]

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with [Ajani] the lion man - Ajani is the coolest [cat around]. Jace shits out [mox] artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind [sculptor]” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.