Shiesty doubler

[Magaret]

A custom sandwich comprised of a few key standard ingredients, The sandwich must sound like something youd never actually want to eat, but 9/10 times tastes amazing. This particular sandwich is usually created while intoxicated.
Sandwich Rules:

A Shiesty Doubler must contain the following, as a standard.
[English Muffin] in three pieces. Top, middle, bottom.
Cream Cheese
Jelly (any kind, Jam works as well)
Toasted for no less than 2.5 minutes
Must contain more than 6 ingredients

Thus far, known DELICIOUS combinations include:

English Muffin, Broccoli, [Creme] Cheese, Jelly, Popcorn, Provalone Cheese, [Steak Sauce], Ham, Toasted for 4 minutes.
English Muffin, Spaghetti, Creme Cheese, Cherry Jelly, Steak Sauce, [American cheese], Ham, Turkey, Toasted for 2.5 Minutes.

The Shiesty Doubler is up to you ultimately as long as the base rules are followed for creating it. Theyre delicious, and often far from nutritious!