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[Hina Muqadas]

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a womans vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into its proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase Im a [pretty pony] until the last drop has been [queefed out] of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the [glass dildo] (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat Youre a pretty pony until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer [sexual energy] of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the males face to [augment] the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the males back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.