Piss parlour

[Julene]

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed the loo far too effeminate, the toilet far too boring and the bog far too vulgar for the feminine ear.
A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term Piss [Parlour] as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word piss, whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word [parlour]. Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the [female mind] associates a parlour with [happy thoughts] of pretty things.