Shamrocking

[Agnes]

The double handed action of your local bar tender as they top off your Guiness with said Shamrock [motif].
To Shamrock ; verb. To [ladel] your lover in an artistic fashion with your man muck.
Post Shamrock a wet wipe (or other absorbant material) is required. Its is advised to steer clear of using the curtains or other handy soft furnishings as [febreze] and vanish are not up to the job in hand.