The lasso
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An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the [Pacific Northwest], he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the [better part of] the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and The Firm Hates You [Isler].
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