Winch

[Julian]

A winch is an externally mounted mechanical device consisting of a cable spooled onto a drum. It is used to pull heavy or bulky objects or to retrieve a vehicle that is stuck in mud. The drum can be driven in a rotating motion by the engine itself, by hydraulic power or even electrically.

[Dianne]

A hauling or lifting device consisting of a rope, cable, or chain winding around a horizontal rotating drum, turned by a crank or by motor or other power source; a windlass.

[Little_Girl]

~[Scottish]~
Slang
To [snog] [using] tougue.

[Vania]

[Winching] is when you take a big poo poo and that hot steamy nugget of shit you produced has to be evaluated and measured in diameter, weight, and most of all, surface area.
We do not measure such a delicate life form in cm or in kg because it doesnt have the right definition to explain the [hugeness] of your poo.
Rumors say that the genus world record holder is Damian up at 69 [winch].
But, only You can decide if that statement true or not. So next time you sit on the potty, Dont just flush it away. [Winch] it. [WINCH] IT HARD!!

[Sommer]

[another word] for [bitch].

[Couch Potatoe]

~[Scots]~

[Dating], [courting].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in [womens clothing]; he is secretly [a drag queen]. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.
When in an argument, [the Winch] often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a thanks ;D, or lul i [knoe] you are! xD
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot [dead on] the spot.)