Memorandum

[Sarah]

A brief or informal note in writing of some transaction, or anoutline of an intended instrument; an instrument drawn up in a briefand compendious form. Memorandum check, a check given as anacknowledgment of indebtedness, but with the understanding that itwill not be presented at bank unless the maker fails to take it up onthe day the debt becomes due. It usually has Mem. written on itsface.

[Sarah]

memorandum is when you strike the [judge] in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short [written statement] outlining the terms of an agreement, [transaction], or [contract]. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your [genitalia] and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to [masterbate] onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like my

[PussyCat]

A written message in business or diplomacy.