Alder

[Sarah]

A tree, usually growing in moist land, and belonging to thegenus Alnus. The wood is used by turners, etc.; the bark by dyers andtanners. In the U. S. the species of alder are usually shrubs orsmall trees. Black alder. (a) A European shrub (Rhamnus frangula);Alder buckthorn. (b) An American species of holly (Ilexverticillata), bearing red berries.

[Sarah]

One who is able to fit many objects in his anus at once. Typically mistaken for a lesbian from behind or from a distance, despite being a male. Alders have been known to shit themselves frequently.

[Sarah]

name of a person that is a vegetarian tree hugger wannabe crip son of a bitch. Usually walks with a limp or has a gimp arm. Has plenty of time and very little money consequently.

[Little_Girl]

A widely distributed tree of the birch family which has toothed leaves and bears male catkins and woody female cones.