Hawthorn



  • A thorny shrub or tree (the Cratægus oxyacantha), having deeplylobed, shining leaves, small, roselike, fragrant flowers, and a fruitcalled haw. It is much used in Europe for hedges, and for standardsin gardens. The American hawthorn is Cratægus cordata, which has theleaves but little lobed.Gives not the hawthorn bush a sweeter shade To shepherds Shak.



  • The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.



  • Worthy AFL team, based in Melbourne.



  • The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

    Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

    Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

    Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.