Bentonite

[Jessica]

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have [porous] principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the [US Constitution]. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, [sabotaging] political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

[Lizzy Liz]

A kind of absorbent clay formed by breakdown of volcanic ash, used especially as a filler.