Klong

[Marquetta]

The name given to a loss of clear speech due to use/abuse of ketamine. Combines an existing loss of ability to put together a sentence with the [slurring] of words. Sufferers will find it very hard to [spit out] words.
Magically rhymes with bong and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.
Word is likely derived from the combination of [k] and langue, the french word for tongue.

[Britney]

(in Thailand) a canal.