The impede continuum
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A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the [IMPEDE] [Continuum]. (FYI, if you dont know, [Impede] means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?
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