Closure

[Sarah]

A method of putting an end to debate and securing an immediatevote upon a measure before a legislative body. It is similar ineffect to the previous question. It was first introduced into theBritish House of Commons in 1882. The French word clôture wasoriginally applied to this proceeding.

[Sarah]

1. To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual.
2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'.
3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men).
4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word '[chapter]' during their often one-sided conversations.
5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure.
6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the [Democratic National Convention], dustless chalk, nipples on men, [PMS], and bad-hair days.

[Sarah]

the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'

[Sarah]

when you rid yo self of problems.

[Sarah]

What you eventually pretend you have after a messy break up. usually occurs a couple months later when you run into each other by accident and then never speak again. (this ‘Closure’ will no longer exist if you see them out with someone else). You truly only get closure if you sass the fuck out of them and tell them all the shit you need to unload on their cheating ass.

[Sarah]

When you have sex with a person you've had a crush on for a long time but never got the chance to. Until now.

[Sarah]

So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.

[Kit]

An act or process of closing something, especially an institution, thoroughfare, or frontier, or of being closed.

[Justin Bieber]

To gain a sense of [resolution] weather it be mental, physical, [ot] [spiritual].