Dockyard oyster

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Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking [greeny] [coughed up] and spat out onto the ground by British Naval [dockyard] workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldnt expect this to go un-named for long.