Greenbrier high school

[Donald Trump]

If youre a freshman:
-Dont go in [the greenhouse] unless youve already had drugs
-Dont use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the [lunch bell] rings, if you [dont run] you wont get food
-Dont even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Dont put glue in the locks or youll be arrested
-Dont write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or youll get arrested
-Dont get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and youll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say [nigga no] matter what race you are
-Dont automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Dont brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse