Saxophone

[Sarah]

A wind instrument of brass, containing a reed, and partaking ofthe qualities both of a brass instrument and of a clarinet.

[Sarah]

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

[Sarah]

a woodwind instrument. one of the greatest ever created

[Sarah]

A musicial instrument invented by Adolf Sax sometime in the 1800s. The instrument played by John Trane Coltrane (tenor sax), Charlie Bird Parker (alto sax), and Michael Brecker (tenor sax).

[Sarah]

1. the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
   2)the hottest section in the world
2. saxez rok.
   4)play the sax

[Sarah]

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.

[Sarah]

a family of shiny, golden colored wind instruments that, contrary to popular belief, are greatly superior to trumpets, especially altos

[Sarah]

perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the retarded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. Together they formed a new instrument is really sexy, known for every sexual aspect about it, such as the size of it's wood it uses to make sweet music.

[Sarah]

A member of the woodwind family, the saxophones consist of the E-Flat Sopranino, the B-Flat Soprano, the E-Flat Alto, the B-Flat Tenor, and the E-Flat Baritone. These are one of the coolest instruments to play, and perhaps the easiest to learn.

[Sarah]

The best instrument in the world, and one of the coolist to play!

[Becky]

The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races [utopian society] but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: [a sax] can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer [raw energy] coursing through it and into the player, or should I say [wielder] of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of [Hephaestus] himself.