Chuck norris

[Dorothey Allen]

A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside hes quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first [Usian] to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now theres a [running joke] about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like [Uncyclopedia] and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.