Depressed coffin nemo tower-pounder muppet appendix withdrawal

[Hina Muqadas]

When you and your gf are about to do the [smexy time], and youre very depressed because your life is shit. You decide to take out your problems on her, proceeding to fuck her while simultaneously making 9/11 jokes, such as: Lemme put my plane in your tower; Explode for me baby ; etc. You then start pounding her so hard that you could lift her up with your penis and make her jaw move as does a [muppets]. She starts bleeding profusely and her appendix pulls out of her vagina like [a magicians] handkerchief. You then wake up in a graveyard on 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, realizing that you were high and fucking a dead body the entire time. You turn yourself in and go back to your depressed life... but in prison.