Batching

[Tariq Zaki]

Being [single]. Opposite of being [in a relationship]. Being a [bachelor].

[Jessica]

From Jabroni Mikes livestreams, [batching] is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the [Goodyear] Tower in [Akron, Ohio].

[Sommer]

Pooping for two years straight if given [the option] the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can [select] any two years to begin [batching], but not when youre a baby because thats cheating babies already poop whenever.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. Theres no stopping until the batching is over.