Clobbered

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a [fistfight]. Inanimate objects that have been [clobbered] are unlikely to be repairable.
Synonyms: [thrashed], beaten, smashed, destroyed

[Dorothey Allen]

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray [Childress] (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the [steamroom] at the [Houstonian] gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

[Michiko]

To be completely out of [your mind] [intoxicated].