Bulgarian

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know youre Bulgarian when:

your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

you eat your body weight in [baklava] and shopska salad

youve been drinking beer since you were in diapers

headache? [rakiya]! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

music videos are mostly softcore porn

you have to explain chalga to everyone

your baba will tell you to lose weight but wont let you leave the house unless youve eaten four servings of [manja]

you yell [opa]! at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

[Couch Potatoe]

Relating to Bulgaria, its people, or their language.

[Magaret]

belonging to or relating to Bulgaria, its people, or its language