Sexless innkeeper

[Dave Paprocki]

[The sexless innkeeper] is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an [inn], making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on [How I Met Your Mother].