Phenomenal waffles

[Marquetta]

More like [Phenomenally] gay. A 12 year old [prepubescent] spoiled creature.
Looks like a wet rat under [dim] lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.
USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.
PS: He also cant reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.