Leviticus
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The third canonical book of the Old Testament, containing thelaws and regulations relating to the priests and Levites among theHebrews, or the body of the ceremonial law.
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A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27 -
A punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. Very charming. Wears his pants too low and too tight. Very hairy and partially Italian. Tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.
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