Roadrunner

[Marquetta]

A slender fast-running bird of the cuckoo family, found chiefly in arid country from the southern US to Central America.

[Julian]

A [person] that chases [money] very [often]

[Dave Paprocki]

A [running bird] that animals [chase] but will probably never catch because its SO [DANG] FAST.

[Lanell]

In science and engineering when a system failure (preferably of a large [experimental] system due to simple design or [operator error]) is so spectacular that it is reminiscent of the [Acme] Corporation product failures from the Road Runner cartoon series.

[Agnes]

An internet service plan provided by Brighthouse that is about the same speed as [dial-up], only with even worse customer support and service. They are also very selfish with [IPs] and never deliver what they promise. Ive had the same IP for years at a time, not even changing if I leave the router and modem unplugged for a week. One time I moved and it had still not changed! And when you do get a new IP your old one goes to a different user, which can lead to a [framing] or an innocent user being DDoSed or hacked. In otherwords [roadrunner] is a TERRIBLE ISP with TERRIBLE speeds and TERRIBLE service and cost way too much, even the cable is slow and laggy!
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion

[Marquetta]

[Time Warner Cables] internet service. Beats the crap out of [dial up] and [DSL] anyday.

[Vania]

An affordable yet powerful muscle car produced by Plymouth from 1968 through 1974. Engine options included the [383] Mag, Six-Pack, and Hemi 426, while tranyy options included the [727] 3spd auto and 4spd [Hurst] manual. One of the fastest muscle cars.

[Julian]

a bird from the southwestern US and Mexico with a long tail and feathers that stand up on the top of its head, that runs very fast