Mass merchanditis
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The [hazy] feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, [blurred vision], [blank stare], sore feet.
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