Albany

[Raeanne Dimick]

The number ONE party place to chill, where 16 years old go to Paulies and the Post, while any legal drinker heads to [WTs] for their awesomely amazing wings and 85 cent beers at happy hour. Quite the college town where [cabs] are 3 bucks a head, girls wear tank tops and [flipflops] in the middle of the dead winter, you can buy pizza at 4AM, chalk your id and expect the bouncer to not only let you in but complement the fine art. Every other person who goes to [Albany] is either from NYC and LI and dont understand the difference between Upstate and Western NY, wear abercrombie and hollister with their tims. You wonder why people play in the water on [fountain day] when you obviously see snow on the ground, cant remember why you came here, except for the fact that you couldnt make Cornell or NYU and wanted to save money. Actually, you had no choice, but you read enough about the school in Princeton Review. The public bus makes its own schedule when you need it on weekends, and your car stays in its parking spot until the snow starts to melt in april. You envy those who live in the mustard complex with their heat and [free laundry], but your lottery number is well over a 1000 so you head downtown, where you can never sleep, occasionally have your car towed or hit by another driver, and take advantage of the location by becoming a local at cagneys, [chubbys], [sadies], or stonecrow. You dont understand downtown past Quail street until you become 21 and venture off to [Lark] and S. Pearl. Ahh, this is [ALBANY] for you.

[Donald Trump]

A city in southwestern Georgia; population 75,831 (est. 2008).