How to

[Britney]

A common random phrase heard on [Space Cowboy] online, usually from n00bs and newbs, asking for some kind of information which is normally either common sense or self-explanitory. To use this phrase properly, you must:

a) NEVER introduce yourself when you [log on];
b) NEVER EVER [RTFM] or in-game SEARCHABLE [FAQ] or [SCO] website
c) NEVER EVER EVER have a good enough grasp of the english
language to ask the question properly or understand the
answer, and:
d) NEVER EVER EVER EVER type in anything but all caps.
e) NEVER EVER EVER EVER WHATEVER YOU DO say please or thank
you.