Mandarin tiger

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A [Mandarin Tiger] is an animal that currently has only resided around the area of the [Bergen Catholic] High School. It is a creature that can appear anywhere, at any time. In order to be seen, a class must will its existence by exclaiming What is that? It can appear in any color, though usually orange or white, and has unlimited powers and characteristics. One of its common traits is that it can fly, fit into small spaces, and be invisible.
Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The [Mandarin tiger] phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsias classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.
The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray [McCourt], Robert [Wallum], Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony [Iorio]. The [resident expert] on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the [treeline] next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to [close the blinds]. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil [Pedersen] asserted that he could still see it.
Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a [Master Ball], but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be [rehabilitated] into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting Theres a tiger outside! Its a Mandarin Tiger!!! were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, [May 8], 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.
An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.
Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.