Custard

[Sarah]

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

[Sarah]

Someone who is a bit of a [CUnt] and a bit of a [basTard].

[Sarah]

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term skullet. The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

[Sarah]

Seminal male ejaculate

[Sarah]

A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

[Sarah]

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

[Sarah]

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

[Sarah]

When you dont know what to say

[Sarah]

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

[Monty]

The [combination] of [cunt] and [bastard].

[Dave Paprocki]

When a female, [laughs]/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and [a little bit] of [period blood] comes out her vagina.

[Luis Fok]

[combination] of the word [Cunt] [Bastard]

[Monty]

A dessert or sweet sauce made with milk, eggs, and sugar.