Intestinal testimony

[Sonia]

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud [gurgling] noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible [to up] to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding [trumpets] of the massive toilet turmoil to come.