Hamster

[Sarah]

small furry thing that dances.

[Sarah]

A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise

[Sarah]

1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its young. To hamster is to eat your offspring.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.

[Sarah]

Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

[Sarah]

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

[Sarah]

cute fuzzy rodent

[Sarah]

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.

[Sarah]

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.

[Sarah]

An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:
H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway
To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.

[Oralee]

A solitary burrowing rodent with a short tail and large cheek pouches for carrying food, native to Europe and North Asia.