Painty hand

[Tina]

A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped [hipsterdom]. They probably read [Bukowski] and talk about existentialism while waxing their [handlebar] mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with edgy thrift store bargain bin castoffs and attractive anorexia.